Nightshifter and Houses of the Holy quotes, Supernatural, season 2

Nightshifter

Dean: Nah, I just think it's a little creepy how good a Fed you are.

Dean: I like him. He says okie dokie.

Dean: We are so screwed.

Cop: Oh, crap
Lt. Robards: What
Cop: The Feds are here.
Lt. Robards: Oh, crap.

SA Henrickson: I don't give a rat's ass what you do. You can go get a donut and bang your wife for all I care.

SA Henrickson: And, yes, I know about Sam, too. Bonnie to your Clyde.

Houses of the Holy

Dean: Hey, man, you got to try this. There really is magic in the magic fingers.
Sam: Dean, you're enjoying that way too much. It's kinda making me uncomfortable.

Dean: I mean, she wouldn't be the first nut job in the history of the world to kill in the name of religion.

Dean: Well, I think I learned a valuable lesson; always take down your Christmas decorations after New Year's or you might get filleted by a hooker from God.

Dean: You bring quarters?
Sam: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats who punches the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.

Sam: Dude, all right, I'll admit we've gone pretty ghetto with a spell before but this takes the cake. I mean, a Spongebob placemat instead of an alter cloth?