The Bad Influence Speaks

Norman quotes, Blood Ties (season 1)

Vicki: They're demon brands, Coreen. They're not Hello Kitty tattoos. Actually, that would be worse.

Vicki: I think I'll deal with them the same way I deal with everything that's complicated in my life; I'll avoid it until it goes away.

Kate: I'm driving. Hey, if you're a good boy you can play with my siren.
Mike: Promises, promises.

Vicki: I mean, I thought you were the Prince of Darkness but it's more like the Lord of Lechery or something.

Vicki: You're getting as paranoid as I am. I like that.

Henry: There's passion and then there's passion. Like the passionate longing for a lover's lips, his delicate touch, and then there's passion for gun magazines and shaking down suspects.

Mike: Since when does hell have exit privileges?

Norman: You think that shooting me is going to stop me?
Mike: Might make me feel better.

Post Partum quotes, Blood Ties (season 1)

Vicki: I don't think the world is ready for a mini me.

Vicki: Mike, I want you to be my baby daddy.
Mike: I'm...flattered?

Vicki: Ok, Ricky, whatever you say.
Mike: Who's Ricky?
Vicki: You are. I'm Lucy.
Mike: I'm so not going to be Ricky. I knew a Ricky once.
Vicki: Ok. How about Ike and Tina? Greg and Marsha? Moose and Squirrel?
Mike: Hey, how about Mike and Vicki?
Vicki: You're such a party pooper. All right, sweetie, I have to go. These records aren't going to forge themselves.

Coreen: Can vampires even have a kid?
Henry: When you turn someone, they can feel like your child but there is that vampire territorial instinct. It's not long before you want to kill them.
Coreen: So like other real kids and their parents?

Coreen: The only other information I have on killing elves involves rolling a 20 sided dice.

Necrodome quotes, Blood Ties (season 1)

Henry: Love is always worth the risk. Eternity is a long time to live with regret.

Vicki: There's a code word for walking dead?

Mike: Call me when he starts eating brains.
Vicki: He's eating brains.
Mike: Nice try.

Vicki: Now all I can have to do is find an Egyptian necromancer operating somewhere in the city. I love my job.

Mike: Nothing like a body dump first thing in the morning.

Vicki: Ok, you know what? Go to Mike's car, give me 3 minutes, then switch on the sirens and head back in here.
Henry: How do I do that?
Vicki: It's the switch marked sirens.

Mike: I told you to keep your nose out of this.
Vicki: Yeah, well, so I ignored you. Besides, someone's got to save your cute little ass.
Mike: And you're doing a wonderful job of it, by the way.
Vicki: It gets better. Don't worry.

Stone Cold quotes, Blood Ties (season 1)

Coreen: You realize that Mike's giving you this case is like other guys giving you flowers?

Henry: She was beautiful and I loved her.
Vicki: Then she was lucky.
Henry: Are you feeling lucky?

Vicki: They never card me anymore. It's tragic.
Bouncer: What's tragic is you still care about that.

Model: What ever happened to beauty before age?
Vicki: Age stomped beauty's ass.

Henry: When did you become a prude?
Vicki: 5 minutes ago.
Henry: Funny, that's when it started to become interesting for me.

Vicki: Oh, you're the best lie detector a girl could have.

Vicki: What ever happened to the winsome awkwardness of teenagers? You know, their endearing shyness?
Coreen: Different website.

Henry: So the picture of the tattoo proves she knows him.
Vicki: Thereby proving she's a liar.
Henry: Can't hid that note of glee, can you?
Vicki: Don't deny me my small pleasures, Henry.

Henry: Can you even see?
Vicki: Not much. Look, get in the car, we'll argue about who's driving later.

Coreen: You've been reading.
Vicki: I read.
Coreen: Firearms manuals.

Mike: You know what? How I operate as a cop and How I operate in my personal life, you don't get a say in that anymore. Seriously, Vicki, why don't we just end this now? No harm, no foul.

Mike: Elana, I like you a lot but a woman who's not happy with the way she looks, there's no changing he mind. So if you need me to tell you what should be obvious...

Vicki: Here's what you don't understand about anyone who's worked homicide: we can't stop speaking for the dead.

Henry: If I'm doing this, I'm doing it for you.

Henry: Sometimes I think you forget what I am.
Vicki: Sometimes I try to forget.
Henry: I'm not going to be haunted by this.
Vicki: This is mine because I think you could forget who you could be.

Heart of Fire quotes, Blood Ties (season 1)

Vicki: You have 2 choices, and only one has a happy ending. You do know about happy endings, right?
Cassis: This where you come in, good cop?
Mike: Actually, she is the good cop.

Mike: Oh, listen, sweetheart, we are so not a couple.

Mike: Oh yeah, you remember that drug dealer? He had that bag taped over his head?
Vicki: Oh, yeah. You thought it was a premeditated hit.
Mike: You thought it was a crime of passion.
Vicki: Yeah, and she comes in and it's..
Mike and Vicki: Autoerotic asphyxiation.

Kate: It's coffee from sex crimes.
Mike: Oo, best in the building.

Vicki: Are you crazy? You could have gotten yourself killed.
Mike: Well, you're welcome.

Heart of Ice quotes, Blood Ties (season 1)

Henry: If this book isn't into the printers by the end of the month, my editor's going to kill me. Again.
Vicki: So much for a timeless existence as one of the children of the night.
Henry: Welcome to the 21st Century.

Henry: Maybe somebody should put together a hunting party?
Vicki: That's the spirit.
Henry: Actually, us not being the somebody I was referring to.

Vicki: I'm not going to like the monster version, am I?

Henry: If I'm going to kill somebody, I'm not going to be that sloppy about it.

Vicki: Well, great, all we need now is a flame thrower.
Coreen: Done. I'll need an hour. I made one last year for a party.
Vicki: Of course you did.

Vicki; Listen, Henry, we got to go back.
Henry: Into the sewer? To kill an unkillable spirit?
Vicki: Unless you have a better idea?
Henry: Not going into the sewer?

Henry: You know how I survived 500 years?
Vicki: Mega doses of vitamin C and complete danger avoidance?

Henry: One doesn't win a battle with..
Vicki: Don't even bother.

Mike: Do I look like the Lone Ranger to you?

Vicki: Good work with the reassuring tone.

Love Hurts, Blood Ties (season 1)

Coreen: Adultery again? Where do people find the time?

Henry: Are you trying to suggest that Mike is good at his job?
Vicki: Not just his job.

Vicki: Oh, yeah, and love has such a great track record.

Vicki: You're kind of twisted. Anyone ever tell you that?

Henry: If you need to relax, I could quote you some poetry.
Vicki: You could try.
Henry: Apparently it works.
Vicki: If you want to know what works, you could get the garbage on your way out.

Vicki: Hi.
Henry: You ok?
Vicki: You weren't just over at my place somehow, um, in bed with me, running your hands all over my body, that kind of thing?
Henry: That depends. Were you enjoying it?
Vicki: Henry.
Henry: No.
Vicki: Are you sure?
Henry: I think I'd remember.
Vicki: Ok. Ok, good. Well, that's a load off. Pshew.
Henry: Disappointed?
Vicki: No, relieved.
Henry: You don't look relieved.
Vicki: Oh, no, this is my relieved face.
henry: Because finding me in your bed running my hands all over your body would be...horrible?
Vicki: Well, unless you were invited.
Henry: I'm all ears.
Vicki: Obviously, here's the catch: You're a vampire. I'm a half blind private investigator. These stories always end up tragic.
Henry: We could beat the odds.
Vicki: I'm not that much of a gambler. Good night, Hank.
Henry: We could cuddle after.

Mike: Well, wouldn't want to kill the moment.

Henry: I don't have mojo. I have charm, charisma, if you will.
Coreen: I would.

Vicki: Just keep that filthy mind of yours on the case and Emmanuel.
Coreen: All I'm saying is two great guys and every night you're going home alone.
Vicki: Look, I'm just too busy for the messy relationship stuff right now.
Coreen: Too busy for the messy because the working women here sure aren't?

Coreen: An incubus. A sex demon. Sort of a virtual vibrator for the medieval set.

Henry: That's how they resisted me. They were under the influence of an incubus.
Vicki: I thought you were irresistible.
Coreen: You resist him.

Mike: You mean, don't mistake an incubus for a vampire? I can't believe I just said that.

Coreen: She's one of the Furies. The angry ones.
Henry: Relative of yours?
Vicki: Stop it.

Henry: You're a child, Celucci, cutting me off at the light.
Mike: You've been driving for what? 90 years? You still choke at a yellow? It's pathetic.

Vicki: I'm glad I'm not the one writing the report.
Mike: Murder by jealously demon in the second degree. Yeah, it practically writes itself.

Henry: Trepidation adds a certain vibrancy to any encounter but I prefer curiosity, willingness, passion.
Emmanuel: The constant battle of coercion gets tiring after a couple hundred of years.
Henry: Exactly, and it's amazing how women have changed over this past century.
Emmanuel: The art of romance is lost on women today.

Deadly Departed quotes, Blood Ties (season 1)

Vicki: You believe everything you see at the movies?

Mike: Ten years ago, he got nailed on a traffic violation with a severed head on the passenger seat of his car.
Vicki: Well, nobody like riding alone.

Vicki: Vicki Nelson, warrior princess.

Vicki: Someone reached into his chest and squeezed his heart until it stopped?
Mohadevan: Like I said, heart attack.

Vicki: I'll give you one thing, you have the best breakup stories of anyone I know.

Vicki: You do realize we're talking about dead people killing people, right?

Vicki: I'm not implying anything. I'm not the one who was hiding in a panic room.

Vicki: Son of a bitch, and I mean that literally.

Mike: I told them that Vina O'Connor attacked Crowley in the parking lot. I just didn't tell them her weapon of choice was her dead son.

Gifted quotes, Blood Ties (season 1)

Vicki: Are you stalking me?
Henry: It's Wednesday.
Vicki: And that's what? Stalking day?

Coreen: Your 10:30's here.
Vicki: Oh, dear mother of God, say this isn't going to be another trip into the Twilight Zone.

Mike: So runaway dads? They don't push your buttons anymore?
Vicki: How could they? They're never there.

Henry: I'm a vampire, not a bloodhound.

Henry: Didn't the police find that strange?
Mohadevan: The police are trained to ignore things that are strange.

Vicki: Oh, Mike, you know better. Never give orders to a girl that's had less than 3 hours sleep.

Vicki: Nine out of ten people who do that later report it was a bad idea.

Mike: What? He's Casper the friendly vampire?

Bad Juju quotes, Blood Ties (season 1)

Vicki: I don't know whether to drink this or use it to take the rust off my patio furniture.

Vicki: Somebody tell me there's a cement mixer running and that the griding is not my head.

Mike: Well, since when does an unarmed guy just walk away from you?

Mike: Vicki, it's pitch black. You're half blind...I said that last part out loud, didn't I?
Vicki: Uh-huh.

Vicki: Since you've know me, since when has anyone put anything in my head I didn't want there?
Mike: OK. You say you're good, you're good. I believe you.
Vicki: You know what, Mike? You know what I hate more than the pity is this macho overprotective crap. I can take care of myself.
Mike: Garbage can, 12 o'clock.

Henry: I knew you wouldn't be able to stay away.
Vicki: You're one of those guys who's riddled with self-doubt, aren't you?
Henry: I have a fair opinion of myself and hundreds of years of positive reinforcement.

Vicki: How many times do I have to tell you? Don't bite the bartender!

Henry: You're going to keep doing this? Coming up for answers for everything I say.
Vicki: Only if you keep saying things.

Coreen: She took my mouth away.
Vicki: I'd love to learn that trick sometime.