The Bad Influence Speaks

REMINDER: Supernatural New Episode

There is a new episode airing tonight on The CW.

It's called Malleus Maleficarum.

When I saw the episode name in the TV Guide, I thought, oh, they're doing witches. Malleus Maleficarum is the name of the book written by Heinrich Kramer and Jacob Sprenger in 1468. It was the main text used my witch hunters for centuries. Link. What can I say? I got on a Salem Witch Trials kick in high school and did a lot of research. I always was a wierd kid.

The CW website gives the following as a description:
Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles) travel to Sturbridge, Massachusetts, and discover a coven of witches that has killed two people. Ruby (Katie Cassidy) warns the brothers to stay away as the demon controlling these witches is very powerful and will surely kill them. Ignoring her plea, Sam and Dean go in after the coven and confront the head witch, who reveals Ruby's past.
Robert Singer directed the episode written by Ben Edlund.

Link to CW Supernatural page.

Supernatural: Home

Season 1, Episode 9

Sam tells Dean he is having visions and that it's time to return home to Lawrence, Kansas, where they find a ghost haunting their old home.

Sam: Dean, I know where we have to go next.
Dean: Where?
Sam: Back home. Back to Kansas.

Sam: I have these nightmares.
Dean: I've noticed.
Sam: Sometimes they come true.

Dean: I mean, first you tell me you've got this shining and then you tell me I've got to go back home especially when...
Sam: When what?
Dean: When I swore to myself that I would never go back there.

Sam: I mean, how much do you remember?
Dean: About that night?
Sam: Yeah.
Dean: Not much. I remember the fire, the heat, then I carried you out the front door.

Dean: Wait, Missouri Mosley. That's a psychic?
Sam: I guess.

Missouri: People don't come here for the truth. They come here for good news.

Dean: Don't know? You're supposed to be a psychic, right?
Missouri: Boy, you see me sawing some bony, tramp in half? You think I'm a magician? I may be able to read thoughts and sense energies in a room but I can't pull facts out of thin air. Sit! Please.

Missouri: Boy, you put your feet on my coffee table and I'm going to whack you with a spoon.
Dean: I didn't do anything.
Missouri: Well, you were thinking about it.

Dean: Listen, Jenny, it's important.
Missouri (smacking Dean upside the head):Give the poor girl a break. Can't you see she's upset? Forgive this boy. He means well but he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

Dean: Well, one thing's for damn sure, nobody's dying in this house ever again.

Jenny: Hi, we're home. What happened?
Sam: Hi. Sorry. We'll pay for all of this.
Missouri; Don't you worry. Dean's going to clean this up this mess. Well, what are you waiting for boy? Get the mop. And don't cuss at me.

Mary Winchester: You get out of my house and let of of my son.

Missouri: John Winchester, I could just slap you. Why won't you go talk to your children?
John: I don't want to. You have no idea how much I want to see them but I can't. Not yet. Not until I know the truth.

I replayed it a few times and that's how I heard John's line. If anyone has something different, I'd be thrilled to know.

Supernatural Quotes Season 1

Supernatural: Hook Man

Season 1, Episode 7

Deaths in a college town take on an urban legend feel. If you hear scratching, don't get out of your car.

Taylor: Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Laurie: There's nothing you wouldn't do.
Taylor: That's true.

Dean: So you believe her?
Sam: I do.
Dean: Yeah, I think she's hot, too.

Dean: Nice job, Dr. Venkman. Let's check it out.

Dean: Saved your ass. Talked the sheriff down to a fine. Dude, I'm Matlock.
Sam: But how?
Dean: Told him you were a dumb ass pledge and we were hazing you.
Sam: What about the shotgun?
Dean: I said you were hunting ghosts and that spirits were repelled by rock salt. You know typical Hell Week prank.
Sam: And he believed you?
Dean: Well, you look like a dumb ass pledge.

Dean: Dude, sorority girls. Think we'll see a naked pillow fight?

Dean: Sam, you've been holding out on me. This whole college thing is awesome.
Sam: This wasn't really my experience.
Dean: Let me guess. Library. Studying. Straight A's. What a geek.

Dean: That's it. Next time, I get to watch the cute girl's house.

Sheriff: Listen, you and your brother...
Dean: Ah, don't worry. We're leaving town.

Supernatural Quotes Season 1

Supernatural: Bloody Mary

Season 1, Episode 5

Do you know what happens when you say "Bloody Mary" in the mirror three times? The Winchesters do and they're on her trail now.

Dean (muttered): I'm going to hit him in his face. I swear to God.

Dean: Dude, I earned that money.
Sam: You won it playing poker.

Dean: How many times in Dad's long and varied career has it been a freak medical thing and not some sign of awful supernatural death?

Sam: Why'd you let me fall asleep?
Dean: Because I'm an awesome brother. So what'd you dream about?
Sam: Lollipops and candy canes.

Dean: Do I look like Paris Hilton?

Sam: Well, it wouldn't really be a secret if I told you, now would it?

Sam: Sometimes bad things just happen.

Sam: Look, you're my brother and I'd die for you but there are just some things I need to keep to myself.

Supernatural Quotes Season 1

Supernatural: Phantom Traveler quotes

Season 1, Episode 4

Sam and Dean get a call from a former client of their father's who wants them to solve the mystery of why one of his plane's crashed.

Dean: Oh, I'm not concerned about you. It's your job to keep my ass alive so I need you sharp.

Dean: That's not fear; that's precaution.

Sam: Homeland Security? That's pretty illegal even for us.
Dean: Yeah, well, it's something new. People haven't seen it a thousand times.

Dean: Does that look like a creature's lair to you?

Dean: Yeah, middle aged dentist with an ulcer is not exactly evil personified.

Dean: Man, I look like one of the Blues Brothers.
Sam: No, you don't. You look more like a seventh grader at his first dance.

Sam: Another crash?
Dean: Yep. Let's go.
Sam: Where?
Dean: Nazareth.

Sam: Dean, that plane is leaving with over a hundred passengers on board and, if we're right, that plane is going to crash.
Dean: I know.
Sam: Well. Ok. We're getting on that plane. We need to find that demon and we need to exorcise it. Look, I'll get the tickets. You go get what you can from the trunk; whatever will make it through security. Meet me back here in five minutes. Are you ok?
Dean: No. Not really.
Sam: Why? What's wrong?
Dean: I kinda have this problem with...uh....
Sam: Flying?
Dean: Well, it's never really been an issue til now.
Sam: You're joking, right?
Dean: Do I look like I'm joking? Why do you think I drive everywhere, Sam?

Sam: You humming Metallica?
Dean: Calms me down.

John Winchester's voice message:
This is John Winchester. I can't be reached. If this is an emergency, call my son, Dean. 785-555-0179. He can help.

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Supernatural: Pilot

Season 1, Episode 1

Dean Winchester visits his brother, Sam, at college to tell him their father went missing. Sam goes along with Dean to find him and gets pulled back into the family world of hunting supernatural beings.

Dean: Woah, easy there, tiger.
Sam: Dean? You scared the crap out of me.
Dean: That's because you're out of practice *Sam pins him* or not. Get off me.

Dean: Dad's on a hunting trip and he hasn't been home in a few days.

Sam: When I told Dad I was scared of the thing in my closet, he gave me a .45.

Dean: Don't be afraid of the dark?! Are you kidding me? Of course, you should be afraid of the dark. You know what's out there.

Sam: Man. Dean, we were raised like warriors.

Dean: House rules, Sammy: Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.

Dean: No chick flick moments.
Sam: All right. Jerk.
Dean: Bitch.

Sam: We've got work to do.

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Supernatural: All Hell Breaks Loose, Part I

Season 2, Episode 21

Sam is taken by the yellow eyed demon to be tested against other kids like him.

Dean: Well, that was as much fun as getting kicked in the jewels.

Supernatural Quotes Season 2

Supernatural: What Is And What Should Never Be quotes

Season 2, Episode 20

While hunting a djin, Dean is pulled into a world where his mother is alive and Sam is successful and engaged to Jess.

Carmen: What do you say later we get you a cheeseburger?
Dean: Oh, God, yes. How'd I end up with such a cool chick?
Carmen: I've just got low standards.

Dean: I'm dating a nurse. That's so respectable.

The following speech was made by Dean while standing over his father's grave:

All of them. Everyone that you saved. Everyone Sammy and I saved. They're all dead, and; there's this woman, she's haunting me. I don't know why. I don't know what the connection is, not yet anyway. It's like my old life is coming after me or something. Like it doesn't want me to be happy. Of course, I know what you'd say. Oh, not the you that played softball. He'd say, "go hunt the djin. It put you here, it can put you back. Your happiness for all those people's lives, not contest." Right? But why? Why is it my job to save these people? Why do I have to be some kind of hero? What about us, huh? Mom's not supposed to live her life? Sammy's not supposed to get married? Why do we have to sacrifice everything, Dad? It's...yeah.

Sam: Where are we?
Dean: Well, we're not in Kansas anymore.
Sam looks confused.
Dean: Illinois.

Supernatural Quotes Season 2

Supernatural: Holywood Babylon

Season 2, Episode 18

Sam and Dean travel to Hollywood when ghosts begin killing on a movie set.

Dean: No, the movie Poltergeist. You know nothing about your cultural heritage, do you?

Dean: What's a PA?
Sam: I think they're kinda like slaves.

Sam: You know, maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie because they think it sucks. 'Cause, I mean, it kinda does.

Dean: Sorry, can't do that. It's not that we like him or anything. It's a matter of principle.

Dean: Oh, there's an afterlife all right, but, mostly, it's a pain in the ass.

Supernatural Quotes Season 2

Supernatural: Roadkill

Season 2, Episode 16

The Winchesters help a woman in an accident who is being terrorized by a ghost. Battlestar Galactica's Trisha Helfer guest stars.

Dean: Did he look like he lost a fight with a lawnmower?

Dean: We weren't just cruising for chicks, sister, when we found you. We were hunting.

Dean: Plan A was trying to get you out of here. Obviously, that didn't go over too well with Farmer Roadkill.

Dean: Lady, that answer is way above our pay grade.

Dean: You're like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness.

Molly: Oh, thank God.
Dean: Call me Dean.

Sam: Hope's kinda the whole point.

Supernatural Quotes Season 2