Season 3, Episode 8
Dean and Sam figure out who is causing Christmas time killings while celebrating what they think is their last Christmas together.
Dean: So I was right? Is it the serial killing chimney sweep?
Sam: Yep. Actually, it's Dick Van Dyke.
Dean: What could you possible say that sounds crazy to me?
Sam: Um, evil Santa.
Dean: So this is your theory, huh? Santa's shady brother.
Dean: Santa doesn't have a brother. There is no Santa.
Sam: Yeah, I know. You're the one who told me that in the first place, remember?
Dean: Hey, speaking of, we should have one this year.
Sam: Have one what?
Dean: A Christmas.
Sam: Huh, no thanks.
Dean: Ah, come on. We'll get a little tree, little Boston Market, just like when we were little.
Sam: Dean, those weren't exactly Hallmark memories for me, you know.
Dean: What are you talking about? We had some great Christmases.
Sam: Whose childhood are you talking about?
Dean: Aw, come on, Sam.
Sam: No, just no.
Dean: This is where Mrs. Wreath lives, huh? Boy, can't you just feel the evil pagan vibe?
Sam: So I guess we're dealing with Mr. and Mrs. God. Nice to know.
Sam: Or what? You'll eat us?
Edward Carrigan: Let's see, fingernail, blood. Sweet Peter on a Popsicle stick, I forgot the tooth.
