Vicki: Be still. No one likes a perky goth.
Mike: Well, you must wanna know what to give Vicki for her birthday. You know what? Between you and me, she really loves kitten posters.
Henry: You know my life doesn't bear scrutiny. Isn't your job to serve and protect?
Mike: Actually, I don't think that motto was meant to apply to the undead.
Mike: How do I know I'm not going to like this other vampire better than you?
Henry: Because I'm the devil you know, detective.
Mike: Yes, you are.
Henry: That's it? A name?
Mike: Yeah and it's more than I had a few hours ago. But now that I have a name, I get to meet with her parents and tell them their child was murdered for no apparent reason while trying to find out what they know about her last 48 hours alive. That's what I get to do.
Henry: Then I'll leave you to it, detective.
Mike: Keep in mind, Fitzroy, I'm not doing this for you. I don't even like you.
Henry: Since we're affording each other the courtesy of bluntness, I don't like you either. Vicki seems to trust you with her life. That's good enough for me.
Mike: I swear if I ever try to kill you again, I won't use any method you tell me about.
Henry: Strangely enough, detective, I believe you.
Vicki: All right, who's going to tell me what's going on?
Mike: It's best if you don't know.
Vicki: It's best if I don't know what?
Henry: Telling you would kinda defeat the purpose of 'it's best if you don't know'.
Vicki: K, the two of you have been skulking around the city for 2 days now. I want to know what's going on.
Coreen: Is this your way of apologizing or are you just trying to avoid having you hair dyed black?
Vicki: Is it ok if it is a little of both?
Vicki: You two, you're just like peas in a pod lately.
Mike: Hey, you know what? I am so ready to take my pension and retire some place else, sweetheart.
Henry: What did it want?
Vicki: Apparently, it wanted me. It was killing those kids to draw me in. It's dead now so you don't have to worry about that anymore. Which means I'm free to help you two find that vampire you've been looking for. Oh, yeah, I figured it out by myself. I can do that. I'm a private detective.