Vicki: Are you stalking me?
Henry: It's Wednesday.
Vicki: And that's what? Stalking day?
Coreen: Your 10:30's here.
Vicki: Oh, dear mother of God, say this isn't going to be another trip into the Twilight Zone.
Mike: So runaway dads? They don't push your buttons anymore?
Vicki: How could they? They're never there.
Henry: I'm a vampire, not a bloodhound.
Henry: Didn't the police find that strange?
Mohadevan: The police are trained to ignore things that are strange.
Vicki: Oh, Mike, you know better. Never give orders to a girl that's had less than 3 hours sleep.
Vicki: Nine out of ten people who do that later report it was a bad idea.
Mike: What? He's Casper the friendly vampire?