Vicki: You have 2 choices, and only one has a happy ending. You do know about happy endings, right?
Cassis: This where you come in, good cop?
Mike: Actually, she is the good cop.
Mike: Oh, listen, sweetheart, we are so not a couple.
Mike: Oh yeah, you remember that drug dealer? He had that bag taped over his head?
Vicki: Oh, yeah. You thought it was a premeditated hit.
Mike: You thought it was a crime of passion.
Vicki: Yeah, and she comes in and it's..
Mike and Vicki: Autoerotic asphyxiation.
Kate: It's coffee from sex crimes.
Mike: Oo, best in the building.
Vicki: Are you crazy? You could have gotten yourself killed.
Mike: Well, you're welcome.
