Vicki: I don't think the world is ready for a mini me.
Vicki: Mike, I want you to be my baby daddy.
Mike: I'm...flattered?
Vicki: Ok, Ricky, whatever you say.
Mike: Who's Ricky?
Vicki: You are. I'm Lucy.
Mike: I'm so not going to be Ricky. I knew a Ricky once.
Vicki: Ok. How about Ike and Tina? Greg and Marsha? Moose and Squirrel?
Mike: Hey, how about Mike and Vicki?
Vicki: You're such a party pooper. All right, sweetie, I have to go. These records aren't going to forge themselves.
Coreen: Can vampires even have a kid?
Henry: When you turn someone, they can feel like your child but there is that vampire territorial instinct. It's not long before you want to kill them.
Coreen: So like other real kids and their parents?
Coreen: The only other information I have on killing elves involves rolling a 20 sided dice.
