In honor of St. Patrick's Day, when we all get a chance to be Irish, here are a few quotes and toasts to celebrate the day.
Proverb:
The future is not set, there is no fate but what we make for ourselves.
Blessings:
Health and a long life to you.
Land without rent to you.
A child every year to you.
And if you can't go to heaven,
May you at least die in Ireland.
Toasts:
May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven
half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.
Here's to the four hinges of society.
May you fight, steal, lie and drink.
When you fight, may you fight for your country.
When you steal, may you steal away from bad company.
When you lie, may you lie at the side of your sweetheart.
And when you drink, may you drink with me.
Merry met, and merry part,
I drink to thee with all my heart.
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
Quotes:
Ireland is where strange tales begin and happy endings are possible.
-Charles Haughey
Irishness is not primarily a question of birth or blood or language; it is the condition of being involved in the Irish situation, and usually of being mauled by it.
-Conor Cruise O'Brien
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
-Alex Levine
The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad. For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad.
- G.K. Chesterton
It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's simply that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.
- Brendan Behan
I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted.
- Soccer superstar George Best
And a few not so Irish toasts that I'll admit to having said at gatherings (yes even in public) with friends:
We may no longer be virgins, and that might be a sin, but we still have the box the package came in
Friends may come.
Friends may go.
Friends may peter out you know,
But we'll be friends through thick and thin,
Peter out or peter in.