Season 4, Episode 6
While investigating a series of unusual heart attacks, Dean is infected with 'ghost sickness' which will slowly scare him to death. It takes Sam and Bobby to save him.
Coroner: Everybody drops dead sooner or later. That's why I've got job security.
Dean: Hang on.
Sam: What?
Dean: I don't like the looks of those teenagers down there. Let's walk this way.
Sam: Dude, you're going 20.
Dean: And?
Sam: That's the speed limit.
Dean: Oh, what? Safety's a crime now?
Sam: Dude, where are you going? That was out hotel.
Dean: Sam, I'm not going to turn left into oncoming traffic. I'm not suicidal. Did I just say that? That was kinda weird.
Sam: Turns out all 3 victims share a certain personality type. Frank was a bully and the other two victims? One was a vice principal. The other was a bouncer.
Dean: Ok.
Sam: Basically, they were dicks.
Dean: So you're saying I'm a dick?
Sam: No. No. It's not just that. All 3 victims used fear as a weapon and now this disease is just returning the favor.
Dean: I don't scare people.
Sam: Dean, all we do is scare people.
Dean: Ok, well, then you're a dick too.
Sam: Apparently, I'm not.
Dean: I don't wanna be a clue.
Dean: You know what? Screw this.
Sam: Whoa, whoa. Dean, come on.
Dean: No. I mean, come on, Sam. What are we doing?
Sam: We're hunting a ghost.
Dean: A ghost. Exactly. Who does that?
Sam: Us.
Dean: Us. Right. And that, Sam is exactly why our lives suck. I mean, come on, we hunt monsters. What the hell? I mean, normal people, they see a monster and they run, but us? No. No. No. We search out things that want to kill us, eh, huh, or eat us. You know who does that? Crazy people. We are insane. You know, and then there's the bad diner food, and the skeevy motel rooms, and the truck stop waitress with the bizarre rash. I mean, who wants this life, Sam? Huh? Seriously. I mean, do you actually like being stuck in a car with me 8 hours a day, every single day? I don't think so. I mean, I drive too fast, and I listen to the same 5 albums over and over and over again, and I sing along. I'm annoying and I know that. And you? You're gassy. You eat half a burrito and you get toxic, and you know what? You can forget it.
Sam: So we have to scare a ghost to death.
And as a special treat, a
link to Jensen Ackles lip syncing Eye of the Tiger from the end of this episode.