The Bad Influence Speaks

Happy Memorial Day

Happy Memorial Day to all American's out there whether in country or out. To all who serve, thank you from the bottom of my heart. The sacrifices you make in your duties are appreciated and will not be forgotten.

Friday Patriotics: Warren Harding

The world needs to be reminded that all human ills are not curable by legislation, and that quantity of statutory enactment and excess of government offer no substitution for quality of citizenship.

~Warren Harding

Supernatural: The Monster at the End of the Book

Season 4, Episode 18

While on a case, Sam and Dean run across a series of books that detail their lives. When they find the author, he has written only what he has dreamed. Could this be the word according to Chuck?

Dean: I can't see your face but those are definatly your brooding and pensive shoulders.

Dean: Behave yourself, will ya? No homework. Watch some porn.

Castiel: One day these books will be known as the Winchester gospel.
Dean and Chuck: Are you kidding me?

Dean: Him? Really?
Castiel: You should have seen Luke.

Castiel: What the prophet has written cannot be unwritten. As he has seen it, so shall it come to pass.

Chuck: I am the prophet Chuck.
Lilith: You got to be kidding me.

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Give a little lift

Tomorrow, May 28th, Noah will be having a long and potentially difficult surgery to make repairs on his spine.  Noah is the 13 year old grandson of a woman who is a childhood friend of someone I greatly admire (roundabout description there, wasn't it).  He lives with Cerebral Palsy, borderline Autism and Scoliosis. He is wheelchair bound and non-verbal but loves to get mail.  As a pick me up for him, his family is holding a card drive to make him feel better after surgery.  He loves orange, dogs, books, the Clemson Tigers, playing baseball, and the Beatles.  You can send cards to:

Noah C. Card Drive
PO Box 1085
Inman, SC 29349

If you're of the SPQ persuasion, remember to sign your card with your queenly name. 

This is something that will take just a few moments of your time but will bring a great deal of joy to a special young man.

Supernatural: It's a Terrible Life

Season 4, Episode 17

Sam and Dean wake up with another life where they're ordinary people who have never met.

Sam: Tech support. This is Sam Wesson. Did you try turning it off and back on?

Dean: You broke into their email accounts?
Sam: I used some skills I happen to have to satisfy my curiosity.

Dean: I just found the best site ever. Real, actual ghost hunters. Oh, these guys are genius. Check this out.

Ed: We learned this from those useless douche bags...
Harry: That we hate.
Ed: The Winchesters.

Dean: Where do we even get a gun?
Sam: A gun store?

Dean: Details are everything. You don't want to go fighting ghosts without any health insurance.

Dean: Wow, very creative.
Zachariah: You should see my decoupage.
Dean: Gross. No, thank you.

Dean: Angel or not, I will stab you in your face.

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Supernatural: On the Head of a Pin

Season 4, Episode 16

Angels are being killed around the world. Castiel and Uriel bring Dean in to torture the demon Alastair to find out who is responsible for the deaths. Will Dean be able to live with stepping back into the role he learned from Alastair?

Uriel: Angels are dying, boy.
Dean: Everybody's dying these days.

Alastair: I've got something caught in my throat. I think it's my throat.

Alastair: Oh, the first time you picked up my razor. The first time you sliced into that weeping bitch. That was the first seal.

Castiel: The righteous man who begins it is the only one who can finish it.

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Supernatural: Death Takes A Holiday

Season 4, Episode 15

In a quiet town people have stopped dying no matter what injuries or illnesses they incur. What could be stopping Reapers from gathering souls?

Dean: No, this not devil worship. It's...it's...uh....I don't have a good answer.

Sam: What are we going to do? Just swing in and save the friendly neighborhood Reaper?

Alastair: It's hard to get it up when you're not wearing your meat.

Dean: If you want our help, why the hell didn't you just ask?
Castiel: Because whatever I ask, you seem to do the exact opposite.

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Supernatural: Sex and Violence

Season 4, Episode 14

A string of men kill the most important woman in their lives and the only thing they have in common is stripper. Finally, it's a case Dean can get into.

Dean: You're up early. What're you doing?
Sam: Nothing. I was in the can.
Dean: Yeah?
Sam: Yeah, want me to draw you a picture?

Adam Benson: Her name was Jasmine.
Sam: And she was a stripper?
Dean: Dude, her name was Jasmine.

Dean: Dude, you totally c-blocked me

Dean: Strippers, Sammy, strippers. We are on an actual case involving strippers. Finally.

Dr. Cara Roberts: Come on, haven't you ever been in a relationship where you really loved somebody and still kind of wanted to bash their head in?

Dean: Did you sleep with her?
Sam: No?
Dean: Holy crap, you did. Middle of Basic Instinct and you bang Sharon Stone.

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5.26 Hump Day Quote: Kyle Kurpinski

Pain is life's way of saying, "Stop doing that, you idiot."

~Kyle Kurpinski and Terry Johnson, How to Defeat Your Own Clone: And Other Tips for Surviving the Biotech Revolution