Season 2, Episode 1
Jack returns to modern day Torchwood after his time with the Doctor (Doctor Who episodes Utopia, The Sound of Drums, and The Last of the Time Lords). He finds his team has survived without him but a blast from his past arrives in the form of Captain John Hart, a former partner and lover. Will his new team be able to survive the old?
Gwen: Excuse me, have you seen a blowfish driving a sports car?
Thug: Come any closer and I'll open up his neck.
John: Fine. Which artery do you normally sever?
Thug: I'm not bluffing.
John: Oh, well now, you've given yourself away. Only someone who's bluffing says they're not.
Jack: I was hoping for a little power struggle resolved by some naked wrestling.
Jack: So how was rehab?
John: Rehabs. Plural.
Jack: Drink, drugs, sex, and...
John: Murder.
Jack *laughing*: You went to murder rehab?
John: I know. Ridiculous. The odd kill, who does it hurt?
Jack: You need to go. I don't want you in my territory.
John: What? Time was you couldn't get enough of me in your territory.
John: You live in the sculpture? Could you be anymore pretentious?
Ianto: Are you asking me out on a date?
Jack: Are you interested?
Ianto: As long as it's not in an office. Some fetishes should be kept to yourself.
John: Five minutes to live and you want me to behave? Oh, that's gorgeous.
Gwen: That's a poodle.
Owen: Trust me, I'm an improviser.