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Being Human is a BBC series where a ghost, vampire, and werewolf try to live like normal people while hiding what they are from those around them.  Sometimes the monsters in the room aren't the actual monsters.  Season 2 is now airing on BBC America in the US on Saturday nights at 9 pm EST.

Season 1

 

Episode 3

 

Mitchell: I never know with you whether it's Jewish guilt or werewolf guilt.
George: They're pretty much the same thing.

 

Nina: George is...weird.
Mitchell: No one's denying that, but once you get past the weirdness, he's actually the nicest bloke you could ever meet.

 

George: Hold on, hold on, we need to set some ground rules about guests.
Mitchell: Like what?
George: Like...don't kill them.
Mitchell: Uh. Such a bourgeois concept.

 

Episode 4

 

George: Tell me honestly. Is this too flash?
Mitchell: I can't imagine saying yes, but a bit of context might help.

 

Mitchell: Annie, you're still dealing with the fact you were killed by Owen, maybe cleaning the kitchen isn't the best way to go about it.

 

Episode 5

 

George: That was pathetic. We were like the world's gayest ninjas.

 

Episode 6

 

George: You're very sarcastic for a vicar.
Chaplin Mark: Yeah, so people tell me, and I feel very bad about it, but then, you know, I forgive myself.

 

Chaplin Mark: Jewish people pray. I've seen Yentl.

 

Annie: Well, congratulations on the whole speaking like a twat thing.

 

Season 2

 

Episode 1

 

Mitchell: You ok?
George: She attacked me but I fought her off.
Mitchell: You've got lipstick on your mouth.

 

Mitchell: Yes, the disembodied spirit of a dead woman is getting a job in the service industry. What could possibly go wrong?

Episode 2

 

Mitchell: Of course, I've lived with other people. Do you think I spent the last hundred years waiting for you and your three different types of upholstery cleaner to show up?

 

George: He's your murdering fugitive. If you want to keep him, you've got to look after him.

Episode 3

 

Mitchell: My name is John Mitchell and I've killed more people than you've met.

 

Lucy: Are you asking me out in a morgue?
Mitchell: Well, we did meet in a toilet.

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Friday Patriotics: Edward R Murrow

We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty.

-Edward R Murrow

White Collar: Need to Know

Season 2, Episode 2

 

Neal steps into the arena as an adviser when he goes undercover to help the team bring down a corrupt politician.

Neal: Even Mozzie voted for him.
Peter: Mozzie votes?
Neal: More than you'd think. And more than you'd approve.

 

Neal: You've got a problem, I'm your solution, sir.

Neal: In today's world, rumor is truth.

 

Neal: Politicians and hookers, that one's as old as time.

 

Peter: You'll sit there and you'll like it. Now pay attention.

 

Neal: You're the daughter of a diplomat?
Diana: Why are you so surprised?
Neal: Diplomat's daughters don't normally know how to field strip a semi-automatic.

 

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White Collar: Withdrawal

Season 2, Episode 1

 

Neal is back in prison and Peter is on suspension after the plane carrying Kate is blown up. Peter struggles with his superiors to reinstate his deal with Neal. Will a successful case against a group of bank robbers seal it?

Investigative Committee Chair: Garrett Fowler, that agent you shot?
Peter: He was wearing a vest.

 

Mozzie: I'd never leave a calling card. That's way too brazen. Would you? Of course you would. The better question is, if you were him, what card would you leave?

 

Peter: It's not fun being tweaked by the bad guy, is it?
Neal: Especially when you see him make one of your friends look like an idiot.

 

Peter: Vanity is not cause for indictment.

 

Neal: Hell hath no fury like a Fed scorned.

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White Collar: Copycat Caffrey

Season 2, Episode 3

Neal's criminal style has been copied during an art heist. Could it be the criminology professor and his students? After all, they did spend time studying his crimes.

Neal: I love a good art heist.
Peter: Solving a good art heist.
Neal: That's what I said.

 

Peter: Would you pay 4 million for that?
Neal: Pay?
Peter: Yeah, you're the wrong guy to ask.

 

Peter: Apparently, you're one of the interesting criminals of the 20th century

 

Neal: You guys should invest in some of those little Christmas tree air fresheners.
Peter: You don't like the van. Noted.

 

Peter: If you think it's fun reading about these guys, wait until you experience the feeling of catching them.

 

Neal: Saving America's youth from a life of crime.
Peter: We're a regular after school special.

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White Collar: Season 2

 

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Haven: Harmony

Season 1, Episode 3

Patients in Haven's mental institution become suddenly well while those around them become insane.

Audrey: Who knew I had such talent with drunken women in housecoats?

 

Audrey: Do you think I scared them?
Nathan: I think they laughed their 4th grade asses off.

 

Audrey: Haven has a mental hospital? That's a grain of sand at the beach.

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Leverage: The Studio Job

Season 3, Episode 6

 

When a Memphis studio executive takes advantage of a brother/sister songwriting duo, the Leverage team steps up to the stage to get the song back. John Schneider guest stars. Christian Kane (Eliot Spencer) debuts a new single, "Thinking of You."

Nate: Let the fiddle games begin.
Parker: I'm still unclear. What exactly is this fiddle?
Nate: It just walked through the door.

 

Nate: Uh, who exactly did you just refer to as "baby?"
Hardison: It's, like, the universal term of "baby." How old are you?

 

Hardison: Well, contrary to what y'all may believe, I don't control everything that happens on the internet.

 

Eliot: With the things I've done, there's no such thing as paranoid.

 

Nate: How's it going, Parker?
Parker: I don't think I'm being weird enough.
Nate: Somehow I doubt that.

 

Eliot: Listen to me, man, say "pitchy" one more time. Say "pitchy" one more time and see what happens. I don't even think that word means what you think it means.

 

Eliot: Some roads you start going down, well, you can't turn back. I'm about a hundred miles down one of those right now.

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Hump Day Quote: NCIS (Abbey)

The miracle that separates us from all other primates: really bad penmanship.

-Abbey Sciuto (Pauley Perrette), NCIS (Witch Hunt)