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Season 3, Episode 9
Nate's dad, Jimmy Ford, is out of prison and using the Russian mob to do a job in Nate's territory. The team must step in to con both the mob and Jimmy before more innocents get hurt.
Hardison: If it has an operating system, you know I can hack it.
Jimmy: You're running me out of town? My own son.
Season 1, Episode 7
Men are being folded and shredded in Haven. Could a young lady's artwork have anything to do with the injuries? On the personal front, Nathan struggles beginning a relationship with Jess.
Jess: He had a tattoo.
Nathan: Of what?
Audrey: Does it matter? He was a 6'7", unibrowed, slingshotty monster.
Nathan: Sometimes I wish we could get a normal...
Audrey: Brutal assault?
Nathan: She winked at you?
Audrey: There was winkage.
Duke: Ah. Haven's finest. You know, I could add "ass" to that, Haven's finest ass, and it would still work for both of you. Just in different ways.
Duke: I'm sensing a dangerous trend here.
Eleanor: I can always joke. How else does one get through a winter in Haven, Maine?
Audrey: What took you so long?
Duke: I'm sorry, but it takes me a second to pick a safe.
Duke: So are these happy martinis or sad martinis?
DragonCon has the pocket program up and not a moment too soon. I know I'm not the only geek stressing about getting what I want to see planned out. Yes, this is going to involve a spreadsheet for me.
DragonCon 2010 Pocket Program with Schedule Grids
First, I write down everything that sounds interesting, put it in the spreadsheet, and sort by Day, Time, and Hotel which all takes me to my current quandry. How to choose which panel to attend when there is a time conflict.
Season 2, Episode 6
A new adoptive mother commits a jewel heist after being squeezed by her adoption attorney. Neal slides into a poker game as Nick Holden to put pressure on the attorney while Jones and Diana present themselves as his adoption scam targets. John Larroquette guest stars.
Peter: Thing about the law, it's one size fits all.
Neal: Please, please, don't reduce me to a trailer park.
Neal: Contrary to popular opinion, I can do honest.
Season 4, Episode 6
Jack takes Kevin on a camping trip he planned with Henry and Fargo, but in the wake of Henry's cancellation, Charles Grant tags along. Meanwhile, in town, Jo is dealing with artificial intelligence run amok.
Henry: This may be the strangest thing I've ever said but I think I'm falling in love with my wife.
Fargo: I call it 'glamping.'
Deputy Andy: Has anyone ever told you your PH levels are perfectly balanced?
Jack: New plan. Run.
Jack: Nothing like being pinned down by a killer robot to make you want your mom.
Season 4, Episode, 5
Claudia Donovan from Warehouse 13 visits Eureka. Instead of the peaceful visit Fargo planned, items large and small begin appearing all over town from 1947. Will the time lines collapse completely or will the day be saved? Allison Scagliotti guest stars.
Fargo: I planned everything so perfectly.
Jack: Yeah, because that usually works out for you.
Fargo: One day of getting to look like I know what I'm doing. Was that too much to ask?
Jack: Evidently.
Jack: You can't even get shot in a normal way around here.
Claudia: I came to Eureka and all I got was this lousy fence?
Claudia: Geek talk. So hot.
Season 2, Episode 5
Neal has to work with an insurance investigator who has testified against him in the past (and is currently on his trail over a stolen Raphael). Their stolen bonds case takes an ugly turn when the mark wants her dead. Hilarie Burton guest stars.
Neal: Peter this is like me taking you to Yankee Stadium and making you listen to the game in the parking lot.
Sara: You're a con man. You smile for a living and you're smiling at me right now so I know that you want something.
Season 1, Episode 6
Two wolf attacks kill members of the Haven hunting club. Could it be a werewolf or something even stranger? In Haven, you never know.
Audrey: Oh, look at you, trying to make a werewolf joke.
Audrey: What? We're talking about werewolves a second ago and now witches are out of bounds?
Audrey: Taste: The Final Frontier.
