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Hump Day Quote: Firefly (Trash)

Should I start with the part where you're stranded in the middle of nowhere, or the part where you have no clothes?

-Inara Serra (Morena Baccarin), Firefly (Trash)

Leverage: The Boost Job

Season 3, Episode 8

 

A car dealer is selling stolen cars with forged VINs and the Leverage team steps in to stop him before any more customers are arrested. Bill Engvall guest stars.

Sophie: I could have done without the ass slap
Nate: Just trying to sell the bit.

 

Parker: This isn't going to be easy and they might shoot at you a little.

 

Eliot: Parker, where'd you learn to drive?
Parker: Before I stole cars, I was a getaway driver.
Hardison: Before? You started stealing cars when you were 12.

 

Nate: I could have done without the knee.
Sophie: Just selling the bit.

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White Collar: By the Book

 

Season 2, Episode 4

 

A lady Mozzie likes is taken hostage. Neal gets dragged into the deal with Peter hot on his heels.

Neal: What are you doing in a federal building dressed like Truman Capote?

 

Neal: This is a little creepy.
Mozzie: Oh, this is nothing.

 

Mozzie: You ever wonder why you've never been introduced? She meets you and suddenly I become the quirky friend.

 

Peter: Is he stalking her?
Neal: I'd have to look up the legal definition.

 

Peter: That why you're wearing your cat burgler outfit?
Neal: I'm a New Yorker. We like black.

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White Collar: Out of the Box

Season 1, Episode 14

 

Neal finally has the chance to go after the music box and save Kate, but he must make a deal to slip his tracking anklet. Will everything work out or will he be betrayed?

Neal: I've got a question. I know why I'm naked. Why are you?

 

Neal: This is a very special night. It's special to me anyway. You probably have no idea who I am so I'm going to tell you. I'm an internationally renowned art thief, and tonight, I'm going to rob you.

 

Diana: How'd you know he's wearing a vest?
Peter: I didn't.

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White Collar: Front Man

Season 1, Episode 13

 

Neal is co-opted by an agent from the kidnapping/abduction unit. She may not have his best interests at heart as she uses him to recover the daughter of the man he was convicted of scamming.

Neal: Whatever I did, I have proof I didn't do it.

 

Mozzie: Paranoia is a skill, the secret to longevity.

 

Neal: You lied. I lied. It's like a dance.

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White Collar: Bottlenecked

 

An old rival of Neal's appears on the scene and is tied to a series of robberies and a murder. Neal must go head to head over a forged bottle of wine to beat him at his own game.

Neal: A good mystery makes life interesting.

 

Neal: Violence requires no imagination. Anyone can use a gun, or a car.

 

Peter: From everything you know about me, what makes you think I'd enjoy any of what you just said?
Neal: Because this is about catching a killer.

 

Peter: This can't be good.
Hughes: Why does everyone say that when I walk into their office?
Peter: So you have good news?
Hughes: No.

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White Collar: Home Invasion

 

Season 1, Episode 11

A man under FBI surveillance is killed during a supposed home invasion. Things may not be what they seem when the young lady involved is tied to other shootings.

Neal: I was a little preoccupied with the guys closing in to kill me.

 

Jones: Ok, let's get the battering rams ready.
Peter: Are you insane? That's my house. I have keys.

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White Collar: Vital Signs

 

Season 1, Episode 10

When June's granddaughter is taken of an organ wait list, she is approached by a "charity" organization who wants to help, but only for a donation. Neal bring Peter in to investigate.

Mozzie: A New Yorker who doesn't take the subway is not a New Yorker you can trust.
Neal: I don't take the subway.
Mozzie: Precisely.

 

Neal:Whoa. Whoa. You haven't flirted in the 21st century?
Peter: No.

 

Neal: If he weren't so dirty, I'd almost respect him.

 

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Eureka: The Story of O2

Season 4, Episode 4

 

Jack goes to visit Zoe at Harvard, but inadvertently messes with her psychology project. Meanwhile, back in Eureka, Jo is responsible for finding out what went wrong during the Space Week rocket contest when Zane crashed an expensive flying vehicle. Jamie Kennedy guest stars.

Andy: Huh. I seem to be conflagrating. Oh, dear.

 

Zane: You'd be aiding an escaped prisoner.
Jo: I'll arrest myself later.

 

Jo: You're too irritating to be boring.

 

Kevin: Look, Mom, you have to trust me, and if we, ah, bust into flames, you can ground me later.

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Haven: Ball and Chain

Season 1, Episode 5

 

Two men turn up dead and severely aged after being seen with the same woman. With Duke now at risk, Audrey and Nathan hunt down the woman for the truth.

Audrey: Tickle sticks? Do you know that from your private collection?

 

Audrey: Can you give her baby back and turn into a cop again?

 

Duke: Ah, now. That's not how friends talk to each other, and at this point, I feel like we're friends.

 

Nathan: Hey. Don't make me chase you.

 

Nathan: We need to get him to the hospital.
Duke: Great idea, Nathan. Which department handles life draining women?

 

Duke: Contrary to popular belief, I don't know where every woman in Have lives, Nathan.

 

Duke: When you're nice to me, it reminds me that I'm dying.
Nathan: We'll hurry up then.
Duke: Thank you.

 

Nathan: You're not going to die today. When you die, it's going to be because I killed you myself.

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