Season 1, Episode 5
A rare portrait is stolen during a home invasion and Neal and Peter must figure out if it's an inside job. Complicating matters, a museum is claiming ownership of the painting.
Julianna: I hit him in the face and he said if I did it again he'd kill me.
Neal: What'd you do?
Julianna: I hit him again.
Peter: Calling him a loan shark is like calling Oedipus a mama's boy.
Neal: What?
Peter: Have you ever met a woman who didn't...?
Neal: Brittany. Brittany Nicole. Second grade. I had a gap in my teeth.
Dorsett: I have a girlfriend myself.
Neal: Is she faithful?
Dorsett: She's French. I try not to think about it.
Peter: The thing about Neal nothing is ever what it seems.
Neal: It's not theft when rich men do it.