Season 1, Episode 2
A brilliant computer expert is kidnapped on his way to an important meeting and his temporary bodyguards are killed. The only witness is the man's son who was on the phone while everything happened. Scott Cohen guest stars.
Steve: What is it with you and walking into people's houses?
Danny: Well, I knocked.
Steve: I didn't hear you knock.
Danny: Well, I did. I knocked and I saw you through the window and thought you nodded.
Steve: Didn't nod.
Danny: Would you like me to leave?
Steve: Depends. What's in the bag?
Danny: Those doughnut things they sell down the block.
Steve: Malasadas?
Danny: Whatever. They're fried and they taste good. You want one?
Steve: No. Not without bypass surgery.
Chin: Well, a ceremony doesn't make a cop; doing the job makes a cop.
Danny: Why can't you just say bulletproof? How hard is that?
Danny: You have an amazing way with children.
Steve: What?
Danny: Hey! Are you out of your mind? This is not Guantanamo. You can't hang a guy off of the roof.
Danny: Where are you going?
Steve: We are going to Roland's house. Ok? These guys are thieves. I want to know what they're after.
Danny: That way? You're going that way?
Steve: Shut up.
Danny: I swear to God, I want to know. If everything's going to become a personal mission to you, ok, I count my odds and my job security, not to mention survival pretty slim. Ok? We are partners, so if you are going to be the shoot first and ask questions later type of guy, I would at least like to be consulted so I know when to duck.
Danny: Oh. Thank you, Inspector Obvious.
Danny: He's really a genius, at least 42 minutes of the day.
Steve: What about the rest of the time?
Danny: Baked like a potato.
Steve: Book 'em, Danno.
Danny: Really? Is this going to be a thing now?
Steve: You don't like it?
Danny: Don't like it.
Steve: I think it's catchy.
