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Hawaii Five-0: Nalowale

Season 1, Episode 5

 

The teenage daughters of the U.S. Ambassador to the Philippines are kidnapped and one is found dead off the coast of Waikiki. Governor Jameson brings the Five-0 in to find the other daughter alive.

Danny: You almost appear to be happy.
Steve: You don't think I'm a happy person?
Danny: You know, I'm not sure. You have your moments, you know. Like when Guns & Ammo puts out their holiday gift guide, or a Rambo retrospective comes on TV, but when the governor calls us down to the M.E.'s office on a Saturday, I ask you, what is it you could be so happy about?

 

Mary: Big night last night?
Kath: Hmmm.
Mary: Old house. Thin walls.
Kath: Oh, God.
Mary: Yeah. You said that a lot.

 

Danny: Do you have a black light?
Dr. Bergman: Oh. It's called an ALS wand and I don't like people touching my equipment.
Danny: Can I just have the wand please?
Dr. Bergman: Fine.

 

Danny: That's impressive. Did you learn that at SEAL school?
Steve: Yeah, it's called using the internet. People have been doing it since the 90's.
Danny: I wouldn't know. I was still playing Mrs. Pac Man.
Steve: Oh. Ever make it to double pretzel level?
Danny: Triple banana, bitch.
Steve: You're a liar.
Danny: No, I'm not.

 

Danny: Two very attractive ladies are eye humping you, respectfully, and what? Nothing? What? Should I check for a pulse? You alive? Hello.

 

Danny: Oh, God. Thank you for the excuse.

 

Danny: You know, it's annoying. Now she catches bad guys for you. She sleeps with you. Does she also cook too?
Steve: Yes, she does. She's a very good cook.

 

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Supernatural: Clap Your Hands If You Believe

Season 6, Episode 9

 

In this homage to the X-Files, Sam and Dean investigate what appears to be alien abductions, but when Dean is taken, they find it is something else entirely.

Tag line: The Truth Is In There

Sam: What do you want me to do? Fake it?
Dean: Yes. Fake it til you make it.
Sam: What happened to you wanting me to be all honest?
Dean: Hey, you want to be a real boy, Pinocchio, you got to act the part.

 

Sam: So you're saying you'll be my Jiminy Cricket?
Dean: Shut up, but yeah, you freakin' puppet. That's exactly what I'm saying.

 

Dean: UFO!
Sam: Close encounter? What kind? First? Second?
Dean: They're after me.
Sam: Third kind? You'd better run, man. I hear fourth is a butt thing.
Dean: Empathy, Sam. Empathy!

 

Dean: They were grabby, incandescent douche bags. Good night.

 

Sam: You're upset.
Dean: I was abducted and you were banging Patchouli.

 

Sam: I'm not supposed to laugh, right?

 

Sam: Hey, you're the one who pizza rolled Tinkerbell. I'm just doing the math.

 

Sam: It's like Sedona, Arizona, crapped in here.

 

Dean: Is it on me? I feel like I've got the crazy on me.

 

Sam: Dean! What am I supposed to do?
Dean: Fight the fairies! You fight those fairies! Fight the fairies!

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Haven: Spiral

Season 1, Episode 13

 

A former convict returns to Haven and stirs up trouble with Nathan and the Chief. Meanwhile, Audrey tries to come to grip with the fact that she may be Lucy.

Duke: I'm sure it's me. I'm sure I'm the one not feeling it.

 

Nathan: Who are you?
Max Hanson: Direct. No flinching, I knew I'd like you.
Nathan: I'm flattered. Who are you?

 

Audrey: Where were you earlier, Duke?
Duke: Oh, did somebody take care of my little problem?
Audrey: Just answer the question.
Duke: They did. Thank you. Thank you. That is outstanding. Don't worry about it. I'm not offended that you asked. How'd he die?

 

Duke: You really are a buzz kill. Why would you say that? I liked you so much better when you were locked in your cupcake room.

 

Duke: Come to dislike me up close?

 

 

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Friday Patriotics: John Edwards

The real test of patriotism is how we treat the men and women who put their lives on the line everyday to defend out values.

-John Edwards

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all!

The Bad Influence Speaks (yes, it's kind of creepy referring to myself in the third person) is thankful for a lot this year. I'm thankful for my family and good friends. I'm thankful for all my readers. I'm thankful for all the books and TV shows that provide me with hours of entertainment and escapism. I'm thankful for having a job in this cruddy economy (even though I don't get paid holidays and am losing 10 hours worth of pay for today). I'm thankful for having answers and possible solutions for my health problems. I'm thankful that I no longer get nauseated when I have to do a B12 injection. I'm so very thankful for that. Almost passing out giving yourself an injection isn't fun. I'm thankful for the endless possibilities that exist in the world and the chances we all have to learn and grow. And, if you'll excuse me, I have to go get started with my part of the meal. 

 

I hope all of you out there in the interwebs have a lot to be thankful for in your lives.

 

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all!

 

Hump Day Quote: Thanksgiving

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off of your thighs.

-Unknown

Hawaii Five-0: Lanakila

Season 1, Episode 4

A convict makes a daring escape from prison that kills 3 guards and goes after a couple who won a Hawaiian vacation. In the midst of this turmoil, Steve's sister, Mary, starts her visit off by getting in trouble with the Air Marshals.

Doctor: Anything traumatic happen recently with the knee?
Danny: Yeah, actually. I got a new partner.
Doctor: I was thinking more about a physical injury.
Danny: No, this guy is like a physical injury, Doc. Ten minutes after meeting him, I get shot and blasted backwards through a window. 'kay. A few hours after that, he drives a car, not joking, onto the deck of a Chinese freighter ship, and yes, I was in it, the car not the ship.
Doctor: He drove a car onto a boat?
Danny: Yeah, he's an animal and I get the feeling he's just getting warmed up.

 

Steve: What happened to you?
Danny: I blame you.

 

Danny: Why do you have aneurysm face?
Steve: I don't have aneurysm face.

 

Danny: Oh, yeah, play basketball. It's not like we have a killer to catch.

 

Katherine: You know, you're like the good looking guy in high school who knows how cute he is and just won't take no for an answer.

 

Chin Ho: You got her to use a military recon satellite and then you made a date?
Steve: I'm a multitasker.

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Haven: Resurfacing

Season 1, Episode 12

 

A wrecked boat washes ashore and revives old town hostilities. During the investigation, Audrey learns she might be close to Lucy than she believed. Duke and Nathan work out some of their old grievances and work as a team.

Nathan: He was good to me even though I had a lousy throwing arm.
Audrey: Had? Yeah. I've seen you throw.
Nathan: Funny.

 

Nathan: So what's your plan?
Duke: Well, the plan is evolving with the situation.

 

Duke: It's the truth. Trust me.
Nathan: Do you remember third grade?
Duke: I remember you used to really like the Pet Shop Boys.
Nathan: Spring. You waited inside for me with a bunch of your friends after gym class. You were smiling, congratulating me.
Duke: Ok. Do we have to do this right now?
Nathan: Yep.
Duke: Ok. Ok. I told you that Carla Rose had a crush on you.
Nathan: I felt like I'd won the lottery.
Duke: Nathan, that was twenty-five years ago.
Nathan: You all slapped me on the back. Remember that? "Go talk to her. Talk to her." I walked down the hall and I got her her and I felt like my heart was beating out of my chest. I actually opened my mouth enough to tell her I liked her too.
Duke: She screamed.
Nathan: Screamed because there was blood dripping down my back from?
Duke: The tacks that we stuck in it.
Nathan: When you were "congratulating" me. You had a pool going on how many you could stick in my back before I'd notice.
Duke: Sixteen.
Nathan: Sixteen.
Duke: Nathan, if it wasn't for me, you would have never even talked to her.
Nathan: I didn't talk to another girl for two years after that.
Duke: I was eight years old.
Nathan: Ah, so was I.
Duke: So what?
Nathan: So what?
Duke: You think I should die for that?

 

Duke: Admit it. I saved your ass.
Nathan: Hmmm...technically, you arrested my ass.
Duke: Yeah, technically I did. Funny old world.

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Friday Patriotics: Lyndon B. Johnson

Our nation's security lies in the strength of our people - our people at work in prosperous communities in sound mental and physical health.

-Lyndon B. Johnson

Hawaii Five-0: Malama Ka Aina

Season 1, Episode 3

 

During a high school football game, gunman come onto the field killing 2 men and wounding several players and spectators. The men killed were on the opposite sides of Hawaiian gangs. The team must rush to find the reason for the killings to prevent a gang war.

Steve: I can't wait to meet your ex.
Danny: Yeah, the two of you can plan my demise.

 

Danny: There's something wrong with you. You know that, right?

 

Steve: Well, we're in the business of making things better. Why don't you tell where to start?

 

Danny: You weren't held as a baby, were you?
Steve: It's called tough love, partner.
Danny: Oh.
Steve: Oh, by the way, I was held, ok? I have photos if you want proof.
Danny: Photoshop.
Steve: You say something?
Danny: No.

 

Danny: Ok, all right, what's that look?
Steve: What look?
Danny: The look. The look you give me when you don't tell me what you're thinking about and the next thing I know I'm getting shot at.

 

Danny: Let me explain something to you, ok? Pizza is mozz, sauce and dough. That is it. All right, you want to put a pepperoni on your slice? That's fine, but ham? Out. Fruit? Out. Ok. I don't care where we are. Pizza and pineapple do not belong in the same air space.
Steve: I guess you feel quite strongly about this.

 

Danny: Hey, I tried.
Steve: I though you were very original.
Danny: Your turn.

 

Danny: How come I look like a waiter and you look like James Bond?

 

Steve: Let me ask you something. How far deep did you have to dig? I mean, how much of your soul did you just lose by actually appreciating me?

 

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