Season 1, Episode 11
A woman is abducted and her husband killed while on their honeymoon. Is there a madman on the loose?
Danny: Ah, mother-in-laws.
Steve: I take it you didn't have a good relationship with yours?
Danny: No, not really. She lives in Manchester. She came to visit once. It was the longest and worst 48 hours of my life.
Steve: Wait a minute. Your mother-in-law came all the way from England and stayed for 2 days?
Danny: No, no, no. I checked her into the Holiday Inn after 2 days. It was me or her, babe.
Kono: Love is blind.
Danny: It's not that blind.
Kono: This room alone is bigger than my whole apartment.
Chin: The trunk of my car is bigger than your apartment.
Danny: Whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
Steve: Trying to open it. That's what doors do.
Max: I had a piano tuner. He liked to talk. It was emotionally draining.
Kono: So you work with dead bodies all day and your hobby is dead bodies?
Max: I also make pickles. It's a good way to reuse specimen jars.
Danny: Newlywed killer? Someone should tell this guy if people stay married long enough they just kill each other.
Steve: Take off the tie. No one wears a tie on a cruise ship.
Danny: Oh, yes, they do. They do it all the time so they can hang themselves when they get bored.
Steve: So take it off and put it in your pocket. Then you can hang yourself later.
Danny: May 16, 1996.
Steve: What is that?
Danny: It's the last time I puked. Don't make me break my streak.
Steve: You will not puke in this car. You will not puke in this car. If you wanna be sick in here, you crack that window. This is a loaner.
