Season 3, Episode 2
When Neal is sent to vet a pair of wills, he discovers that both are fakes that lead him and Peter on a treasure hunt, but the stakes are raised when the daughter of one of the brothers is kidnapped. Meanwhile, Peter brings in an agent from DC to keep an eye out for the stolen masterpieces. Danny Masterson, Chris Masterson, and Anna Chlumsky guest star.
Peter: Thinking about how to steal it?
Neal: It weighs 2 tons and is only worth a couple of grand. Pass.
Peter: But you were thinking it?
Neal: It's an involuntary reflex.
Neal: I might have to live with this one until the end. I want to make sure it feels as good as Neal Caffrey.
Mozzie: You know, one sentence in and I already hate this conversation.
Mozzie: Is that a short joke?
Peter: It is now.
Mozzie: Seriously?
Neal: What? You want to come down and give it a go Bob Villa? Bring it.
Mozzie: If this doesn't work, we blame the dog. Bad dog.
Peter: Neal, somehow you managed to make my dog an accomplice to a robbery.
Neal: Is it too soon to say, "I told you so?"
Peter: Yes.
Neal: I am the farthest thing from a cop you can imagine.
Neal: Crime isn't the hard part; hard part is getting away with it.
White Collar: Season 3 Quotes