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Season 1, Episode 2
A series of strange bank robberies draw Pete and Myka to Chicago and into a struggle with the FBI. Tricia Helfer guest stars.
Leena: Does corporal punishment work on computers?
Pete: Well, Belski just got spanked, so let's go strike while the butt is still hot.
Myka: Fine. Go. Play footsy with the FBI.
Comments:
Yes, corporal punishment does work on computers, but not as well as snide and profane comments.
Season 4, Episode 10
Summer finale
James Stirling reappears in the team's sphere with a job proposition. He wants the team to steal a weight used for processing nuclear materials before it can be sold to terrorists. Can he actually be trusted this time? Mark A. Sheppard guest stars.
Hardison: This thing is like the nuclear equivalent of the one ring.
Sophie: Ring? What ring?
Nate: Please don't get him started.
Sophie: It's like prom night for nerds.
Stirling: I think this may give us the opportunity to spend some real quality time together, Spencer.
Nate: Eliot, try not to kill Stirling. We may need him.
Eliot: Oh, I can't promise that.
Stirling: Let me get this straight, 'cause I'm having a hard time believing this. You're telling me you think he acted alone?
Eliot: That's not what I said, is it? I said I don't think there was only one bullet. Where did you get this coffee, man? It's horrible.
Stirling: Coffee's fine. If there was a second bullet, that means there was a second shooter. Otherwise he fired a Carcano bold action twice in less than two seconds, which simply cannot be done. You do realize that on a topic where nobody agrees on anything, you pick the one thing, the only thing, which is not up for debate. Simply, humanly impossible.
Eliot: I did it.
Stirling: Bollocks.
Eliot: You'd be surprised what people can do when they're properly motivated. Stirling, did you put something in this coffee?
Stirling: Your file says you crawled three miles through a sewer to kill the head of Al-Qaeda in Yemen, but the coffee is a problem?
Eliot: Damn it. The one time I need Hardison.
Hardison: Parker, that, that sounded a lot like ball bearings rolling across the floor.
Parker: Uh-huh.
Hardison: Was that because there were ball bearings rolling across the floor?
Parker: Uh-huh.
Hardison: So I'm guessing you probably wanna hit some bad guys, huh?
Eliot: Well, you know where some are?
Nate: Why'd you come to me?
Stirling: Because you're the best thief I've ever seen. I couldn't risk anything less.
Sophie: So what? The salt was Plan B?
Nate: No, that was Plan M.
Hardison: Don't I die in Plan M?
Nate: Yeah, usually.
Hardison: What do you mean usually? How many plans do I die in?
Nate: C, F, and M through Q.
Hardison: Oh, C's a little close to home, man. We need to switch that up. How many plans does Eliot die in?
Nate: Uh, none. And none. So there is a plan where he comes out of it with a scar.
Parker: Oh.
Nate: Temple through the eyelid.
Parker: You'd look so cool with a scar.
Season 3, Episode 8
When an old friend of Jones is in trouble, Jones is confronted with the woman he lost to that friend. Now they must work together to save her husband from his employers.
Diana: Why'd you bring Caffrey?
Peter: I brought him for his expertise and his company.
Neal: He likes to poke me with sticks.
Peter: I do.
Neal: Cryptic postcards from old friends mean trouble in my experience.
Neal: Do you always presume guilt?
Peter: Guilty people do guilty things. Am I wrong?
Neal: You're a good man, Jones.
Jones: Yeah? Then why did I let Van Horn get to me?
Neal: Same reason that landed me consecutive 4 year prison sentences.
Jones: What? An almost sociopathic need to tell lies of omission and get something for nothing?
Neal: I was going to say passion.
Mozzie: Oh, I know a guy who blackmailed a guy. Something about spandex. I don't ask questions.
Season 1, Episode 1
Secret Service Agents Pete Lattimer and Myka Bering are in for a surprise after saving the President; they're recruited for top secret positions in Warehouse 13. If they can come to grips with the transfer, they'll be responsible for snagging, bagging, and tagging the world's most dangerous objects. Hopefully, they can survive their first investigation.
Mrs.Frederic: Mr. Lattimer, my name's Frederic.
Pete: Frederic what?
Mrs. Frederic: Mrs. Frederic.
Myka: Got some ID?
Artie: No, we take the secret part serious around here.
Artie: Pete, do the world a favor and clear your mind.
Myka: Well, that should be easy.
Artie: What you're supposed to do is hunt down whatever's threatening to ruin the world's day, neutralize it, and bring it here. You snag it, bag it, and tag it.
Artie: How's Myka?
Pete: Edgy, irritable, you know, Myka.
Myka: Boys, boys. Could be put our badges back in our pants, please?
Welcome to America's Attic, or as Claudia likes to call it, the Artifact Roadshow. Artie, Pete and Myka (joined by Claudia Donovan in season 1, H.G. Wells in season 2 and Steve Jinks in season 3) find, snag, bag and tag all the dangerous items that can ruin the world's day. This Syfy hit show is raking in the ratings. It aired the 2 hour finale of its third season on October 3rd and has been picked up for a fourth to air in 2012.
Cast:
Pete Lattimer..........Eddie McClintock
Myka Bering..................Joanne Kelly
Artie Nielsen.................Saul Rubinek
Claudia Donovan........Allison Scagliotti
Steve Jinks................Aaron Ashmore
Leena.....................Genelle Williams
H.G. Wells...................Jamie Murray
and
Mrs. Frederic..............CCH Pounder
Note: All rights to quotes and pictures are retained by Syfy channel, and the Warehouse 13 creators and producers.
