Season 4, Episode 14
Jack gets excited over the idea of an old fashioned bank robbery, but in Eureka, nothing is simple or old fashioned. Meanwhile, the Astreus candidates face physical training with Jo. Felicia Day and Wil Wheaton guest star.
Jo: I said toes on the line, you worthless bunch of PhDs.
Holly: I'm not sure launching yourself into orbit and nearly destroying the ISS counts as experience.
Carter: Someone robbed a bank! Yeah!
Vincent: Should he really be that happy about that?
Carter: No blob. No wormhole. Just a good, old fashioned bank robbery.
Andy: You seem down right perky, boss.
Carter: Yeah. We're going to do fingerprints. We're going to do a tire impression. We're going to interview...witnesses. Andy?
Andy: Yeah boss?
Carter: You said there was a bank robbery.
Andy: Yep. Someone stole it last night.
Carter: Of course they did.
Carter: This town can't do anything normally.
Andy: We could put out an APB.
Carter: On a bank? That's not a conversation I want to have with the Highway Patrol.
Carter: You know this case was cool and old school for, like, a minute.
Carter: Nerd GPS. I get it.
Carter: Why is it always heights?
Carter: Do I have to lick the lock?
Holly: You can if you want, but that would be weird.
Carter: Someone put her in front of a cartoon.
Comments:
1) I love that Jack got his Indiana Jones moment with the heights question.
2) Of course, the running gag with the jeep continues. What number of jeeps lost is this? 25? 30?
3) As much as I adore Fargo, I'm Team Parrish.
4) Colin Ferguson is a brilliant physical comedian. I laughed to the point of tears as he was getting into the floating bank. That scream. Oh gods, that was fantastic.
