The Bad Influence Speaks

Warehouse 13: Emily Lake

Season 3, Episode 11

 

Pete and Myka go on a search for Sykes's goal when Claudia decrypts part of the Regent's file and they find something they hadn't bargained for. Anthony Michael Hall and Shasha Roiz guest star.

Artie: Busted!
Claudia: Did you just Mrs. Frederick me?

Comments:
Okay, it's been several months since the episode aired so I can say this now. If you haven't seen it yet and don't want a spoiler, close your eyes and scroll down a little to get to the pictures. I don't feel like looking up the code to make a spoiler section.

 

First off, I love Jaime Murray as H.G. Wells. She is a skilled actress and the character is so well developed.
Second, the ending was shocking. I never expected Jinks to be killed. Claudia's (Allison Scagliotti) scream was heartrending when she saw him. I also think this is going to be a move towards a darker Claudia as she tries to find a way to bring him back. As evidenced from her search for Joshua (season 1 episode "Claudia"), she doesn't deal well with people she loves dying.

 

 

 

 

 

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Warehouse 13: Insatiable

Season 3, Episode 10

 

Zombies are on the loose, but these dead aren't quite so dead. Claudia gets pulled in from her days off to search for info in the warehouse and might have accidentally cursed herself.

Claudia: She raised her eyebrow at this and walked on.

Comments:
I have always enjoyed Claudia's tendency to narrate her day. I might have to take that up myself.

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Warehouse 13: Shadows

Season 3, Episode 9

 

Pete is still mad at his mother for not telling him she is a regent for the warehouse, but comes to terms with it when he steps back in her memories with her to help find the man who is killing regents. Claudia and Myka try to help a girl when those who anger her die in a flash of light. Kate Mulgrew, Sasha Roiz, Alessandra Torresani, and Anthony Michael Hall guest star.

Artie: Silence! This is not snag, bag and nag.

 

Pete's Dad: Guys like me make a choice, Pete, to be the ones who keep the world safe even if that means it takes us away from the ones we love, but it's because of that love that we do it.

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Warehouse 13: The 40th Floor

Season 3, Episode 8

 

Stukowski is now using artifacts to take out Regents. Everyone must take a part in saving 3 who are gathered together. Kate Mulgrew guest stars.

Sally: You're bluffing. Artie said you don't torture.
Mrs. Frederick: I'm not Artie

 

Claudia: Prepare to have your mind blown because you did not see this coming.

 

Jane: Not exactly the Butch and Sundance moment I was hoping for.
Myka: More like Thelma and Louise.

Comments:
Love the boots Myka is wearing. Also everytime I take a break from watching Warehouse 13, when I go back to watch it for the blog I think, "Eh, I don't really want to." Once I watch one episode though it becomes, "ZOMG, must watch more." This show has such fantastic writing, character development, and actors.

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Warehouse 13: Past Imperfect

Season 3, Episode 7

 

While helping Pete retrieve an artifact, Myka spots the man who killed her former partner and restarts the investigation into his death with her former colleagues. Steve and Claudia get artifactjacked and must use a stray dog to get information on the thief. J. August Richards and Yancey Arias guest star.

Pete: Good, you're back to being Myka. Now I shall go back to being Pete.

 

Myka: When something has no explanation, there can only be one explanation.
Pete: Leo has an artifact?

 

Artie: I suppose you've got several of those bon mot at the ready.
Claudia: More than 5, less than 100.
Artie: Hooray.
Jinks: I've got 3

 

Pete: You know, Myka, you only fail if you give up.

 

Artie: No, no, we don't own dogs. Dogs own us. Cats are prisoners, but dogs own us.

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Warehouse 13: Don't Hate the Player

Season 3, Episode 6

 

Claudia gets a distress call about Fargo. When she, Pete and Myka rush to his aid, they discover he and a friend are trapped in a virtual reality game. They must enter the game if they hope to save them. Neil Grayston and Steven Yeun guest star.

Pete: All right, Gibson. Who are you? Why are we here? And why is Fargo jacked into the matrix?

 

Pete: The League of Evil British Writers strike again.

 

Claudia: Is it just me or does that look like...
Pete: Yep. Fargo made a Warehouse 13 video game.

 

Pete: How does she get off the ground with those things?
Claudia: They're wings.
Pete: Yeah, the wings probably help.

 

Pete: I never thought I'd say this, but let's save us a princess.

 

Claudia: I'm the princess?
Pete: Really? You didn't see this coming?

 

Fargo: What? Dragons are awesome.

Comments:
1) Holy massive titties, Batman. You can always count on Pete's boob obsession.

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Warehouse 13: 3...2...1...

Season 3, Episode 5

 

An artifact that has been seen by warehouse agents before starts turning people to grit. H.G. Wells is brought back in her holographic form to help snag it since she was part of the first team to investigate it. Gareth David Lloyd guest stars.

Claudia: Wait. A curiosity?
H.G.: A ping, darling.
Claudia: Oh, I like that.

 

Wolcott: Really, H.G., is there a man in London you haven't charmed?
H.G.: Oscar Wilde, and it's not for lack of trying.

 

H.G.: Tell me, Wolly. Do you know why a woman keeps her diary facing down?
Wolcott: What? Why?
H.G.: It discourages prying eyes.
Wolcott: What does your diary have to do with anything?
H.G.: It's where the thief learned about the rocket before he hired the two thugs pointing pistols at us.

 

H.G.: He obviously had no intention of killing me otherwise I'd be dead already.
Wolcott: How reassuring. For you.

 

H.G.: You've been studying kenpo.
Wolcott: Well, I've seen you use it on enough men to fear you'd use it on me some day.

 

H.G.: Tell me, Wolcott, why do so many men prove to be so untrustworthy.
Wolcott: Might I suggest that it is you who brings out the devil in them.
H.G.: Bravo, Wolly. The art of deduction at its best.

Comments:
1) I adore the characters H.G. Wells and Wolcott as much as I enjoy the actors that play them, Jamie Murry and Gareth David Lloyd.
2) They have fantastic chemistry together.
3) I hope the rumors turn out to be true and there will be a Warehouse 12 spinoff with the two of them. I can guarantee I would watch that show.

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Warehouse 13: Queen for a Day

Season 3, Episode 4

 

Pete's ex-wife, Major Amanda Lattimer, visits to ask Pete to return her grandfather's wedding ring and an artifact hitches a ride back with her. Will Pete and Myka be able to contain it before it can ruin her dream fairytale wedding? Meanwhile, Claudia and Jinks are trying to find Grant's silver flask at a Civil War reenactment. Jeri Ryan guest stars.

Pete: You know it kind of takes the fun out of things if I have to explain it.
Jinks: I could see how that would happen.

 

Amanda: Okay, and how do you do that? And just like that you're a 12 year old boy.

 

Artie: Artie's Law of Artifacts states that the worst thing that can happen with an artifact will happen with an artifact.

 

Jinks: Why do I feel like Laverne?
Claudia: Oh, no, you're not Laverne. You're Shirley.
Jinks: Why am I Shirley?

 

Myka: Well, your ex definitely has a type.
Pete: What? You think that guy looks like me? With the hair, and the square jaw, and the Captain America attitude? Please. I am so much cooler than that.

 

Amanda: When it comes to the boogity boogity, I'm pretty sure you outrank me.

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Warehouse 13: Claudia

Season 1, Episode 4

 

The warehouse is under siege from a hacker who knew Artie in the past. When she kidnaps him, Pete and Myka struggle to search against orders.

Artie: Just to clarify, you decided to recreate a clearly dangerous, potentially deadly experiment.
Claudia: Sure it sounds bad when you say it like that.

 

Myka: Okay, make one more nerd joke and I'm going to point out how you're losing your hair.

 

Pete: She's pretty scary, man. If we hadn't found something, she probably would have glared us to death.
Artie: You have no idea.

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Warehouse 13: Magnetism

Season 1, Episode 3

 

People in a small town are suddenly acting out of character, and often violently. When Myka is affected, Pete must disable the artifact before she can hurt him.

Ross: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That hurts. I don't know why I keep doing this.
Myka: I believe you. I'd just rather you didn't do it again.

 

Pete: You know, if you were going to ask me how I would die, I would say being beaten to death by my partner would be really low on the list.
Myka: Just go do the chair.

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